Portsea

the most basic place for anyone from melb to go to on the summer holidays. If you don’t have a place down there then you’re sorta inadequate...sorry! days will consist of going out on dads boat and getting a lift in your Range Rover to sorrento where you’ll get an Itali.co pizza and eat some mubble ice cream. What rich melbourne girls ig doesn’t feature a photo of them sunbaking in portsea with their tigelily bathers and Turkish towel

Me: are you going down to portsea this summer
Friend: nah we had to sell the house

Me: oh why
Friend: dad lost his job