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the process of returning back to urban dictionary after being away from it for a long time.
I hadn't been here for 2 weeks but after my reurbanisation I haven't left.
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A phrase used to hide your utter disappointment and anger when you nearly have a perfect run of something but then at the last moment you fail.
Guy 1:
I missed a strike after having a week of compliments and then one damn insult. Agh!
Now I feel terrible as if the other good things don't count.
Guy 2:
I was totally chatting up this girl and thought I was in when she dropped the boyfriend bomb as I went to kiss her. Agh!
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The master Swede of the URBAN DICTIONARY!
He deserves a mention for being on the forefront of new-word-o-ology.
Some say his real name is Ewan, but those people know too much.
Toothpaste Salad gave you words like publiquor handstand
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A nickname which makes me very uncomfortable to refer to my girlfriend to in public as this is her nickname and not a pet name, she is not a rabbit and it isn't any weird sex name, although i do question how she got that nickname when she's that hot I don't care.
I'm dating this hot girl but she's called Bunny
She fuck five times a day?
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the most seriously kick-ass and vain man ever but in a very good way, we should all hope to be as vain as him, in the same funny way.
If you were not called Andreas you probably wanted to be.
Andreas is father to urban writer and he is a great guy, generally amazing.
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A rebel who refuses to move into the ever increasing gang culture
John: Why's has not became a chav.
Jim: He's a retrobate
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A female teacher or who is obsessed with a student that is at least 30 years younger than them or has a child the same age however does not hide their crush.
Symptoms include mentioning the student constantly and disliking anyone else in the class who is not the favoured student.
The term can also be applied to a worker/boss situation.
Coincidently, a Malkaniser is a 3-part whiskey 2-part apple juice and lemonade cocktail to be drunk with a Twix as a test of manliness.
Guy 1: John's teacher totally has a crush on him, she keeps mentioning him and utterly loves him, itΓ’ΒΒs gone beyond teacher's pet!
Guy 2: Dude she's a Malkaniser!
or
Guy 3: Malkanisers totally make me sick, I'm never drinking that again.
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