Macho Bond

The chemistry related jargon for a triple bond, most commonly a carbon to carbon triple bond.

Macho bonds are characterised by their extreme strength, curled moustaches and ability to kick ass against almost any other chemistry related jargon.

E.g.
SciGuy: C=C has a pretty high boiling point but C≡C would kick it's ass any day, it's so Macho.
Class Orgasm: Macho Bond !!!

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Sloffy Tart

A whore who is quite disgusting to look at so will never get laid, despite trying to sell herself.

The majority of chav girls who are fat and have faces like turnips are sloffy tarts, shame no one would ever want to sleep with them.

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P.A.N.T.S.

Pointless
Abbreviation of
Nothing
That's
Special

lbd

How the hell did lbd (which is pointless) get word of the day? It's P.A.N.T.S.

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retrobate

A rebel who refuses to move into the ever increasing gang culture

John: Why's has not became a chav.
Jim: He's a retrobate

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Out of Date

When you leave a relationship alone for awhile and then you either both meet and agree that it is over or you are dumped and really don't care since you haven't seen the other person in so long anyway.

John was dating Naomi but didn't see or talk to her so the relationship went out of date when they ran into each other last week after two months apart.

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publiquor handstand

Jargon to describe a missing person, believed to have gone away somewhere drunk.

From publicly drunk and acting strange.

E.G.
Guy 1: Have you seen John anywhere?

Guy 2: I think he's done a publiquor handstand, I saw him walking the wrong way home last night.

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skitionary

the term to describe the mass writing of new words to urban dictionary in one sitting until it starts to become really boring (however funny) and reminds you of when you were really ill.

After writing >10 new words ewan felt he was skitionary and decided to quit for the night, after realising it was only about 10-15 new words he felt like an amateur and hung his head in shame.

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