Low Moron

A small person trying to use big words, but only comes across as a moron.

That dude is a low moron when he talks.

Anied

To unethically take something that does not belong to you, but through deranged rationalization you think it’s ethical.

I left my sunglasses at the bar and someone anied it.

Jaytard

A Jason that gets so wasted that his face actually looks retarded.

Jason looks sooooo Jaytarded right now. That’s a Jaytard face.