Nomenclature

A sexually transmitted infection. It causes massive inflation and discolouration of male genitalia. 90% of cases lead to loss of genitals and death by strangulation by your lost genitals.

Dave!: Jack died last week.
Zak: How?
Dave!: Strangled by his own penis.
Zak: Yep that's nomenclature for you.

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