Scrunchy Wrestling

A sport where two or more males strip naked and place a hair tie Scrunchy around their testicles. To win the wrestling match you must be the last one wearing your scrunchy. There is only one rule, a scrunchy can only be removed with ones mouth. Much like a bride and garter. Scrunchy Wrestling events often occur on Friday nights where beer consumption is involved

Did you hear Tom Cruise loves Scrunchy Wrestling

Dog Flogger

A person who enjoys masturbating dogs

"Steve ya dog flogger, how you going"

Calfie

Where a male is on all fours, their romantic partner suckles on their penis as if they where a calf feeding from their mother. Mooing and groaning may increase the pleasure for all parties involved.

i can't wait to get home for a calfie tonight, it will be udderly amazing