TopShagger

A very sexy man also known as WillNE

Person 1: ‘who is that?’
Person 2: ‘oh it’s the sexiest man alive, TopShagger WillNE’

Jack Kettlehat

Jack Kettlehat is a massive nonce with a very small pp

Person 1: ‘Hey do you know Jack Kettlehat?’
Person 2: ‘yeah he’s a massive nonce’
Small child: ‘oh I know him he was touching me and he had a very small pp’