Devon

The biggest dick ever. Actual ever. I mean, he is a super nice guy. He isn't a dick. He just has a massive penis. It is intimidating at first. Very scary until you get to know him. He likes trucks and has a lot of tractors in his house. But really, he has the biggest penis.

Girl: what's the best sex you have ever had?

Other girl: well it was with this guy, Devon. Actually the sex wasn't that great because it felt like the Eifel tower was tearing me in half.

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