Morve

A large quantity of booger that get somehow liquefy and make a thick substance running out of your nose.

My hands are full of morve. Maybe I should whipe it off my jacket.

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pampers

Instead of taking a long shower before sex in the morning, simply wet a handtowel and clean the regions that will be in action.

Honey, something stinks down there, please go take a pampers.

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