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Digit Slipper

The kind of human who slips a sneaky digit in your bum hole during sex without prior warning.

'I was having sexy times with Faloola the other night and it turns out she's a Digit Slipper!'
'no way, what a lucky gentleman you are Fitzroy'

by Torakvf44 September 25, 2018


Monoautonourishment

The act of eating one handed whilst driving a motor vehicle. Be it car, bike or otherwise.

'Terrance, I was really struggling on the long drive down here but then remembered I had a sandwich in the glove compartment, so I then commenced monoautonourishment'
'Good work Reginald'

by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018


Squart

The act of farting when squatting. The level down from Sqausharting

'oh god, that guy just squarted on your leg'

by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018


Nansistance

Any help given by your mother or father's mother.

'I was really struggling with my sewing but Margaret gave me some excellent Nansistance!'

by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018