Neuropheliac

Greek, roughly translated to "mind fucker".

I can't believe Jason showed her the porn of her grandmother, what a Neuropheliac.

tackleberry

Adj. 1. someone who attacks in paintball, or a FPS videogame, with little regard for safety.
2. someone who displays knowledge and affection of guns or weapons
3. a cute dogs name

"Hey, can I see your gun again?"
"Settle down there, Tackleberry."

"Chad, you and Shemp have base.
Squeeze, you and Gary have flank.
Richalds, you're the tackleberry, try to flush out their gunners."

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food canoes

floating human feces

And, thats what happened. I shat standing up in the Carribbean Ocean while flirting and hugging a naked hot girl. The funny thing about pooping in the ocean is that crap floats. I could feel the turds tugging up when they were still attached, and every time I cut free a candy bar it floated to the surface. This is when I would push her or tackle her. I was herding her against the current of my fleet of food canoes.

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food canoes

human feces that is floating

And, thats what happened. I shat standing up in the Carribbean Ocean while flirting and hugging a naked hot girl. The funny thing about pooping in the ocean is that crap floats. I could feel the turds tugging up when they were still attached, and every time I cut free a candy bar it floated to the surface. This is when I would push her or tackle her. I was herding her against the current of my fleet of food canoes.

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Trife Chopper

A derisive nickname given to the handful of unmaintained, Price Chopper Supermarket locations of Upstate New York. Also known as Ghetto Choppers, you can tell the difference from these stores and regular Price Choppers by the unkempt floors, general 60's appearance, and unhappy employees. I mean, there's one in Clifton Park, for crying out loud.

"Those fifty bonghits and trip to Trife Chopper were an unfortunate incident, to be sure."

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Dorkgasm

See nerdgasm

To over-react to something nerdy; a video game release, a new movie with a hot female celebrity envolved, etc.

"That Ninentdo Wii thing really started a dorkgasm on the Vestibule."

P1"Dude, that girl is sooooo hot. I can't wait to see Scary Movie 4!"
P2"Have a dorkgasm over it at your own house!"

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yoda

Synonym of very, to be accented of one characteristic.

That girl is yoda fat.

This job pays me yoda money!

I have to take a yoda dump.

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