stupid

A funny person. Being stupid on purpose.

My girl isnt cheating on me with another nigga... its the same nigga.
you stupid

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mistake

When you fuck an ugly bitch then come in her pussy, so then, later, you realize the condom has broken.

mistake
Nigger: This bitch is ugly, but Ima fuck the living hell outta her anyway.
Bitch: ohhh yeahhh, yeahhhh... coming together
Nigger:... yaeaahh... yeahh... yes.. shockeduh? WTF?!

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pyramid

An ancient club where egipcians used to party and have fun.

Egiptian #1: Where are we going tonite?
Egiptian #2: Were going to the pyramids baby!

15👍 27👎

'toy alante

A phrase use by Dominican people to describe they're "hot" or "up on things". Used mostly by people with no personality at all and a high self esteem, way higher than normal. The users Like to brag about the material shit their parents get them, but they ain't shit themselves. Dont really do anything for society and never had a job. The toy alante phrase user is a dumbass deep inside and lacks any type of skills.

Mi papa me compro un carro con el dinero que se robo del gobierno, 'toy alante.
Random bilingual person dumbass...

5👍 6👎

brain

Something made to make us think we can think.

My brain is tryna convince me intro thinking Im capable of thinking.

12👍 9👎

death

Another name for mother in law

Robert (making love with her girfriend): Oh no here comes Death.

54👍 15👎

bilingual

A person who's able to say "fuck you" if you speak Spanish or "jodete" if you speak English.

Im bilingual, I can offend you in many languages... cabron.

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