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Coolah Energy

The energy drink from Down Under (Plano, Tx) that includes among its key ignredients Boronia (a flower that has no enegy-inducing properties but nonetheless smells quite nice) and is named after Coolah, Australia, a town that the can describes as a place where everyone has more energy, but Wikipedia describes as "agricultural with sheep and cattle raising and crops grown... Because there are no major regional towns in the area, and no major roads pass through it, the Coolah region is very quiet and bucolic."

Coolah Energy has Boronia? Whoa, I've never heard of that... must be good!

Look at this Coolah Energy can, it has a boomerang on it, so it must be Australian and not just "inspired" by some Australian drink called Solo!

This Coolah Energy tastes like Mountain Dew.

by Torvald Hightower April 3, 2007

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