combover sloppy

When someone brushes there hair over your lap and gives you a really wet blowjob. Forming a warm moist sheet of hair over your junk.

Bro 1: Oh dude last night she finally let me do it.
Bro 2: you don't mean...
Bro 1: yeah man she gave me a combover sloppy. She grew it out just for me.

HiSkool

A government funded shooting range, that pretends to educate the prey. In reality all the money that is supposed to go to said "education", is given to gun lobby's and producers for the big game.

HiSkoolStudent 1: Did you hear gun shot?

HiSkoolStudent 2: Nah, thats probably ralph.

White Kid: Wassup, whomst the nibba to be insulting my pumped up kicks?? *Fires vigorously*