Quetzel

The act of queefing inside of your partner's left ear, leaving an unforgiving stench resembling that of an expired pretzel from Arby's.

“So Jenny and I broke up.”

What? Why?

“She tried giving me a quetzel so I bitch slapped tf outta her.” -Sma

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peppermint nightmare

When you try using Icy Hot as lube.

Bwuahahaaahh! Wrong bottle, now it's a peppermint nightmare! -Tory Fellachio

insurfanf

Insurfanf: When you are typing the word “insurance” but then you have a stroke.

“No Cathy, I don’t have car insurfanf-“