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cat

that weird little shit that asks for your food, and money, and rubs up against your legs (idk why). Some have fur, some dont, some have balls, some don't. There are a lot of them in the world (again... idk why). They hail Satan regularly. They have been known to help the Antichrist. They are the ones keeping the fact that the world is flat from us. They are trying to kill alex jones for exposing their secrets. they are secretly plotting to kill you if you own them. They have trackers special chips, implanted in their brains when they are babies, and the only way to make them work for you and defeat them once and for all. They are the most vile beings on the planet.

that cat is trying to blow us up, GRAB THE DETONATOR OUT OF ITS HAND

by Total Rebel April 12, 2019


Daddy

Often used while sex, if you are a "daddy" you are doing very well while being in her, and that you have just fucked her RIGHT in her pussy, and your dick was probably long enough to reach the uterus (considering you're a daddy). Being a daddy is not who you are to your daughter anymore (unless you live in Alabama ;) ) it is being a strong, sexy ass, man, with your dick in a pussy.

Fuck me harder daddy!

by Total Rebel April 12, 2019