Someone who makes a lot of mistakes
How many times does this corn licker need to put his underwear on backwards?
Dude, he totally pulled a Dunmore with her on saturday!!!
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Once apon a time Luke could never be held accountable for his actions or verbal gibber as he was born with a rare gift courtesy of his genetic makeup. He could fool the whiliest and most cunning trickery, hibernating ways and strange connection with nature! He even got called a dog whisperer even⦠True story! But what made him truly unique was simply, where is Luke? shit itâs been 3yrs and Lukeâs and the front door for example and Iâm still lying in bed in my oodie lol.
True fact from Luke himself, donât take him on his word rule number 1, if he says there is a crocodile in a near by lagoon donât rule it out and thirdly if you are ever in a bother and need a quick solution (legal of course) try and locate Luke hahaha yeah your in shitâ¦Luke spends a lot of time outside the box so running around in the bush at night isnât uncommon 𥵠But people Australia is rather large and he does get about (not around!) so itâs best he contact you. Also and this is a big one⦠he is like a fox(the animal) and his mind constantly changes uh huh try keeping up with a fox people ð only a 12guage beats a fox!!!
Luke is at the door mum. Totally Random mind you! Luke had 20mins to kill so yep random stop in. Oh nice oddie ha ha yes Iâll have a tea thanks ð
Cannot begin to keep up with you
Dude you are like totally random and Iâm loosing you.
Someone who never ceases to amaze us/you
That wasnât just random it was totally random!!!