Acoustic turtle

A term used to describe someone who is acting acoustic or just plain fucking stupid.

Person 1: “Ignorance is a side effect of anger”
Person 2: “I’m not ignoring u”
Person 1: “You’re such an acoustic turtle”

Dead Turtle

A term used to describe someone you know who always loses arguments or someone who acts similar to an acoustic turtle but not as acoustic.

Person 1: “Dude I don’t always lose arguments.”
Person 2: “You lose so many arguments that you’re a dead turtle.”

Legendary Turkey

A phrase used to describe a really great meal or a phrase used to describe a kind gesture from a friend.

EX 1:

Person 1: Dude I literally just ate a legendary turkey.

EX 2:
Person 1: here’s a water bottle since ya keep stealing mine

Danny Devito

One of the best people to roam the earth. Some believe him to be a reincarnation of Jesus himself

Bob “Danny Devito is life”

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Dead Ant

A synonym for dead turtle. Can also be used to describe a triggered/salty person after they deny being triggered/salty.

Person 1: “I’m not triggered tho what makes u think that it’s a simple question.”
Person 2: “You’re such a dead ant.”

Emo

Some grill named zuzubot

Any sane person "Zuzu you are soooo emo."