Andreas

Basically the best guy you could ever know. He's really smart but at the same time extremely dumb, two things that never go together but Andreas seems to balance perfectly. Everyone says he's tall although he's technically average but with short friends. Sadly, his name is rare, so not much is known about him and everyone seems to despise him, despite being the best person ever.

You are such an Andreas! What? I wish I were that awesome.
If you have an Andreas in your life, you're lucky