money

Handle with care. This will kill you.

"I wasn't careful with my money and im in so much debt" *later that morning was found dead in bathtub.

26👍 10👎

men

Women came from the rib of man... actually god made a typo. Correction: man came from the rib of women

*god on Microsoft word writing bible* "and so woman was born from the rib of man" *wife god intervenes* "ahem" "oh sorry honey... man was born from rib of women..."

25👍 53👎