Mr. C

The Almighty legend himself. He has claimed, without valid evidence, that he has 36 Grammy awards. He also claims to have taught Eminem and Snoop Dogg how to rap. His singing sounds like a rat being stabbed in the throat, and he makes IceJJFish sound like an angel.

Person 1: Have you heard the song "Mr. C Not a Chance?"
Person 2: "You just made me want to dig my own grave"

rybear

A huggable, charismatic life form who likes to banter with you, tell you stories, and rap. Also known as a Ryan.

Is that a Rybear I see walking by?