Conor

Conors are like badgers. They stay in the shadows most of the time but when they come out, they excite everyone.

Everyone needs a conor at every sort of event whether its a wedding, house party or funeral. A Conor has the perfect attributes in order to display unbelievable qualities in all of these settings and is rightly known as the king amongst all social groups.

If you see a ginger Conor you must worship him as these are extremely rare and we must honour the legacy of Conor.

So who's the Conor of the group?

You must be a Conor, you maintain outstanding dominance over anyone within your vicinity.

Oh Conor, I worship you. I adore you. I cherish you. I shall do everything within my power to protect your species oh wise one.

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