asarp

As Soon As Reasonably Possible

A variation on ASAP (As Soon As Possible)

I really want to leave my job and start a new one asarp.

Please clean your room tonight or at least asarp.

giffing

The act of utilizing gifs.

Wow, that’s some excessive giffing over there on Microsoft Teams. Better watch out or you could get fired.

I just can’t stop giffing. It’s just an immediate shot of dopamine to the brain; it’s better than candy.

Covacne

Acne that is a direct result of donning PPE (personal protective equipment) more frequently, such as face masks and visors, due to the novel coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic.

A variation on maskne.

“My Covacne is getting ridiculous. I can’t wait until we don’t have to wear these masks anymore.”

“I haven’t broke out since high school- this Covacne is no joke!”

“Girl, what are you doing to treat your Covacne? My skin is looking more and more like I’ve failed to safely cook meth in my basement.”