The table where bringing your PB&J sandwich can get you charged with murder.
Inmate 1: What are you in for?
Inmate 2: I brought a PB&J sandwich to the Peanut Free Table.
Inmate 1: I thought I was the monster.
The lunch table designated for people who are deathly allergic to peanuts to eat at. Usually accompanied by an unoriginal No Peanuts or Tree Nuts sign. Many members of the table are part of a cult organization called Deez Nuts inc. which aims to assassinate the board of directors of the Planters Nut & Chocolate Company. Sometimes used by normal people to help gather their energy to fight through No Nut November.
Cole: Jimmy why are you sitting at the Peanut Free Table?
Jimmy: I am gathering my inner chi to finish the last 7 days of No Nut November.
Cole: Damn I already failed that day 1.
The graduating class of 2020 that took Senior Skip Day too far taking over 2 months off of school.
My brother never graduated because he was in the class of 2020.
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Also known as the Class of COVID-19. These are the students who were set to graduate in 2020 but had all of their final high school moments taken from them by the evil coronavirus. Many of them had their graduation ceremonies on Roblox and Minecraft.
"Mom, why won't you let me buy this prom dress?" "Back in my day, I didn't wear expensive prom dresses, I wore Minecraft skins instead because I was in the Class of 2020.
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