TITS

Turnip Throwing Society. A society that rescues turnips that are about to be eaten by nasty inconsiderate people and grooms them and gives them good homes.

I've just found a turnip trembling in a pot of water that's getting hotter by the minute! Some woman is about to eat it for her tea! Quick, get it to the Royal Turnip palace immediately before he gets eaten! The TITS will know what to do!

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