shit goose

Someone who thinks they're a gangster from New York who can't cook, has hippie parents, wishes he was black, has an imperfect chest, rope-like hair, dresses like a shmo, and who counts jerking off as getting laid.

R.J. Brown is the biggest shit goose ever! Wait, isn't his name goose shit? That's the way the ladies known him.

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