Blue Flu

The cop's version of going on strike. Since they can't legally strike they all call in sick.

When the city threatened to reduce pensions, the NYPD came down with a bad case of the blue flu.

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yankees suck

The favorite chant of red sox fans.

Yankees suck! Yankees suck! Yankees suck! (you get the idea)

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acute lead poisoning

A forensic's "in-joke" meaning shot. Made prominent by Dr. Snow, a leading froensic archaeologist.

Cause of death: acute lead poisoning in the cranium. (shot in the head)

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GIGO

Garbage In; Garbage Out

"I heard Microsoft is coming out with another update."

"pfft, GIGO."

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American Dad

Something put out for the sole purpose of making new Family Guy episodes seem funnier by comparison.

"This sucks, its just a crappy rip off. Family Guy is so much better!"

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balco

New favorite chant of Boston Red Sox fans, seeming to overtake yankees suck in popularity this season.

Baaaallll-Cooo Baaaallll-Cooo

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UFC

Ultimate Fighting Championship. Originally a multi-style free for all which was dominated by Royce Grace of the Grace Jujitsu family. There were 3 rules: No biting, no eye gouging, stop when the opponent taps out. Eventually, this became a joke as a serious fight and now has the feel of staged entertainment. New rules include rounds, points, TKO, throwing in the towel and the 5 minute “grand entrances” and trash talk about settling “grudges.”

I just saw UFC 248! 3 hours of trash talking, 20 minutes of "fighters" circling each other and 5 seoncds of fighting before the ref called the match! And it only cost $14.99 on pay per view!

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