Facebook's Witness Relocation Program

When your Facebook is full of a bunch of random friends, you lose control of who sees your information.....so you have to create a new Facebook account where in which you only add your "real friends."

Suzie Q. realized her boss was a friend on her Facebook account, so she couldn't put anything fun up so as not to dis-impress her boss. So, she became one of many to join the new trend of partaking in Facebook's Witness Relocation Program and made a new Facebook and put up all of her crazy pictures and only added her "real friends."

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scuzzlenuts

A grotesque set of balls.

In the movie Stepbrothers, Will Farrel whipped out his nuts. Everyone in the theater said, "Ewwww those are some scuzzlenuts!"

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