The F.I.'s

The Fuck Its. A term describing one's attitude when the will or motivation to work has expired or disappeared.

It's Friday afternoon and I have the F.I.'s. I might as well go home now.

Salmoned

Noun - The act of fighting against the current at work. Reaching what you thought/were told was your goal only to figuratively get fucked and die.

Roger really got salmoned. The day he completed the code for his project, it was canceled.