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You take ecstasy earlier, and then you fart and an ejaculation comes out instead
I took some molly at that party last night and I totally x-bombed myself
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It's when your holding a cat and it wriggles and you sort of just, thumb the cat.
Gavin:So I was holding Geoff's cat and it wriggled and I, Uhh
Geoff:He fisted my cats anus
Gavin:I cant beleive I had a slip o' the thumbs
Cold lotion refers to the lotion you put in the fridge to keep it cold so when you put it on your penis it soothes the burning from dry masturbation.
Barb told me that you should keep your lotion cold because it makes your skin smoother and stuff so i just made cold lotion and it feels amazing
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Man I tried to stick my knob and she was wearing a grack
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Jacking off before a date so you don't have a blow your load to soon
Dude 1: (to dude 2) Leave I got to prep for my date
Dude 2: Your date is in a half hour
Dude 1: I gotta clear the cache and it might take a while
Dude 2: Did not need to know that Dude 1!
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