Beezer

A blow job during the act of driving.

I'm sorry Officer McGillicutty. I started swerving mid-orgasm during this awesome BEEZER from this bitch.

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Drunkspace

Kinda like drunk dialing, except it's on myspace. You wake up the next day and you have to look at your sent messages and pending friend requests and a long list of other possible fuck ups from the night before.

Drunkspacing led to my intercourse with a 14 year old canadian hooker and the resulting rash.

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