Donkey Thicc

A well endowed gentleman wearing gray sweatpants with the clear outline of his genitals.

"Hey yo bro, see that guy who just walked in?" "He looking Donkey thicc"

"OMG Brittany!" "You cant just let you boyfriend go out in public with those sweats" "He's too Donkey thicc to be out around these thirsty sluts!"

finishing the document

Slang used by middle aged married men who use business as an excuse for homosexual activity at gas stations

“Honey, will you be home soon?” “Sorry dear I’m just finishing the document and I’ll be home soon.”