bogey

A game where you have to shout "BOGEY!" and the person who shouts the loudest wins. For the best results play this at school, work, in shops, at funerals, etc.

Josh: BOGEY!
Nat: BOOOOOOOOOOGEEEEEEEEEEEY!
Josh: Ouch! My ears!

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vardo

Pikey word for Caravan.

Pikey Dad: SON! Get in the vardo NOW!

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cheeso

Old pikey word for "Shut up" or "Keep quiet"

Farmer: I don't know where all my firewood has gone!
Pikey Son: Dad, isn't that the wood you sto-
Pikey Dad: CHEESO!

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Milléts

When you're shopping at Millets and you want to sound posh, you call it Milléts (pronounced mill-ays)

Josh: Where did you get those shoes?
Nat: Milléts!

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am i bovvered?

From 'The Catherine Tate Show'
Basically means: "I don't care!"

Josh: You're not invited to the party!
Nat: Am I bovvered?

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ohmylord

Like "Oh my God" or "Oh my gosh!", used when you're shocked about something. (Could be considered blasphemous)

Nat: I'm pregnant!
Josh: OHMYLORD! Not again! *faints*

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blue teefed

Something that you sent to your own phone from someone else's via Bluetooth. See teefed.

Nat: Nice videos!
Josh: I Blueteefed them off Gareth's phone!