Your bestie whoâll get white girl wasted with you but she fucks all the frat guys before you get a chance to.
â Yo, sheâs my bff but sheâs a total ass slapping Horemannâ
To rub one out wearing clown makeup and a fucked up wig on the kitchen floor with your front door open.
âOmg, dude, I came home from work early one day and saw my neighbor was a Chooch coochie!â