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Roll on the floor laughing because my artificial limbs got suicide bombed by al qaeda.

person 01: Do you know where to get some crack around here?

person 02: roflbmalgsbbaq

person 01: That is too bad. I'm going to find a quiet spot to reflect.....

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kiss

The docking of food holes for fluid exchange and abrasive oral stimuli. Occasionally, the taste antennae enter the food chute of the other subject (This is still under observation). Causes minor hysteria. Kissing can be done with any orifice, or on your hand. Also, used by human men to get sex (see fucking).

Nice to meet you. Where should I Kiss You?

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