biscuit wanker

N. 1. Moronic individual who derives auto-erotic pleasure from stanky cheddar infused biscuits, but is too cheap-ass to actually buy them, and so bogarts them off of another...

N 2. A person of exceptionally low intelligence, who derives simple minded pleasure from contemplating a basket of stanky biscuits...

1. That freakin biscuit wanker was standing outside the window of the restaurant trying to get him some cheddar.

2. I tell my lil biscuit wanker that he's "special," not a dumbass-- that would hurt his self-esteem.