Death Valley Asswater

Something extremely hot.

Fireball tastes like Death Valley Asswater.

cob stomp

Curb stomping somebody with an emphasis on their genitals. For males, this would be an emphasis on their penis (cob).

DeShawn: "Ayyo you seen Jarvacius lately?"
Nigga Quan: "Naw man he dindu nothin but he got cob stomped to shit fo some malt liquor"