Merlemerized

A unique blend of joy, tremors, and euphoria that takes over one's body when in the presence of Merle Haggard, or his music. Many fans have reported tremor like shakes when seeing the outlaw singer live, and have also noted that the effects can last up to 4 hours. It's a truly refreshing feeling that can make the loneliest of country fan feel on top of the world.

Yo Dave! I just got "The Best of Merle Haggard" on vinyl and was completely merlemerized when the needle hit the groove.

Nice work, dude! Did "Okie From Muskogee" get those hairs on your neck to stand up?

Yeah, every God damn one of 'em.

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Voicemail voice

A more serious, professional tone of voice typically reserved for voicemail greetings. It's often misused in casual, less business-oriented settings.

1. The party was great until Dion started talking to all the girls in his voicemail voice. He always thinks he's so distinguished.

2. When Rachelle start speaking in her voicemail voice I realized she was actually breaking up with me this time.

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swineproof

The condition one finds one's self in after receiving the H1N1 vaccine. Symptoms include feelings of joy, euphoria, and possibly a minor headache.

Patrick died of the H1N1 virus because he wasn't swineproof.

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The Printer Dance

The boogie your printer projects while printing your documents. This "dance" or "shake" is often achieved to its utmost potential when your printer is on Microsoft Word's Fast Draft print setting. Also, a play on Men Without Hats best-selling single "The Safety Dance".

"Yo Gerard, I totally caught my printer doing the printer dance today when I was printing my 26 page research paper. It kinda looked like your mom last night at the club! lolz."

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