Trevor

The name almost is always is given to the throw away baby of a family and he's usually is fat,has a micro penis to boot and is so ugly that his father died to get away from him oh and can never get a girlfriend but said he did way back before you knew him but we all know he didn't. Sidenote he tends to get really sweaty very easily so much so you can see yourself in his forehead.

"Dude I think am getting fat"

"Nah least you arent like trevor"
Or

"Woah looks like somebody about to jump"
"Dont jump you have some much to live for !!"
"Wait never mind its trevor I got more important stuff to do"