compound bris

When two Rabbis compete for your foreskin.

I’ve never seen a fight so zealous as a compound bris.

I never healed correctly from the compound bris.

tubthumpn’

When you are masterbating in the bath and become so relaxed that you suddenly poop; simultaneously, a person (roommate, friend, stranger {maybe at a party?}) walks in and sees you masturbating with a fresh movement floating it front of you...all while listening to ‘Tubthumping’ by “Chumbawuamba.”

Tom: “Holy mackerel, Jerry! You wouldn’t believe what I saw!”
Jerry: “Well what did you see?!”
Tom: “My best friends’ wifes’ sister was using the bathroom and the door was unlocked, as I walked in, she was tubthumpn’!! All the feces and self-inflicted passion, just...”

brudny

(n.) a sopping wet piece of bread
(v.) mud-butt

( 1 n) “I’m hungry”
“Go get that brudny from outside after the rain”
(2 n) “I was making ladyfingers but I can’t use this piece of brudny”
(3 v.) “ I got so scared I brudny’d my pants”