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Adam

Synonym: King, OG, Daddy, God Defier, Rebel with a Bone

Ruggedly handsome, good with their hands (and other appendages), kind, generous, compassionate, and rational. All Adams hate apples, and their fathers.

A rebellious adventurer, Adam is unafraid of the consequences of their actions. Adam will unapologetically break the rules for the benefit of those they love. A bad-boy with a good heart who will keep you on your toes, mostly curled.

Of special note: Adam is also more in-tune with the needs of women, than any other name. Largely because they’ve already been inside of all of them (rib).

Girl: OMG, what is this hard, filling sensation I feel in my mid-section!?

Doctor: It’s Adam. It appears he has given you his bone.

by TrashPandaJedi November 23, 2021