Makeup

Feminine face paint that doesn’t look ridiculous in pubic!

True story

*Friends are putting on makeup*

Friend #1: What’s makeup?
Me (in my mind): Seriously?

Friend #2: *Tries to define it*
Me: *The exact definition above*

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santa's belly

When santa eats to many ginger bread cookies, he should really go on a diet AND GET RIPPED!!!!!!

Man you should go on a diet or your gonna have santa's belly so get out there and GET RIPPED.

Elise Ecklund

The girl on YouTube who plays the uke really well. She’s just a big meme. Making songs out of comments, torturing her ears, and being a big mood!

“Hi guys, I’m Elise Ecklund. Today’s gonna be revolutionary because I am going to be torturing my ear holes for the sake of entertainment!”

Snow Mexico

A term for Canada that was apparently used by Donald Trump.

“I can’t wait to go to Snow Mexico and get some maple syrup!”

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