Hobo Johnson

Best rap/poet I’ve heard in a long while.

Have you heard Hobo Johnson’s rap, Peach Scone

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New Year New Me

I phrase said by people who don't realize that change happens when you make or someone else makes it happen, not when time passes.

Person: Oh wow! 2017, new year new me!

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Double Chin

The best, humorous thing you could do to your face.

I was taking a picture someone and he made most hilarious looking double chin.

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Shoulders Make Babies

What teachers at schools that don't allow you to wear shirts that reveal your shoulder think about shoulders.

Teacher: Oh God your shoulder is showing, don't you know that shoulders make babies?!

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BIG OOF

Whenever something didn’t go your way it’s going going to be almost impossible to fully recover from.

Aw man, I heard that those two just broke up.. that’s a BIG OOF!

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Words

Something that people tend to be bad at.

I can't even words.

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