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Sasuke Uchiha

Uchiha "Little Dick" Sasuke is a main character in Naruto who will stop at nothing to be the biggest homo in the series. Wanting to kill his brother for killing the Uchiha clan, Sasuke goes to ninja school in a different village only to make friends then dip like a pussy for some guy named Orochimaru, a snake man who's dick is constantly slobbered on by Sasuke for new Jutsu. He does this because the main character Naruto handled being an orphan who worked through his problems with hard work and dedication was still better than him. Although Sasuke could have easily solved his problems with some rope and a step ladder or chair.

I wish "Little dick" Sasuke Uchiha, would kill himself.

by Trashkritter December 24, 2020

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Vietnamese Handjob

When someone is pissing in a bush and you grab them by the dick and pull them in

"Dude I totally scared John on that hunting trip, he went to go piss in a bush I was hiding in and I grabbed his penis and pulled him in it lol, gave em the old Vietnamese handjob"
"Lol, thats funny Dave."

by Trashkritter February 11, 2021