Trotsome

A word that can be substituded for the word 'treat' in some contexts, such as "he fell over a treat". It is used to describe a funny or significant event. Other variations of this word include "Trotsbutt" and many other examples.
This word was created by the comedy mastermind David Lewin.

Guy 1
"Hey, did you have sex with erica last night?"

Guy 2
"Damn straight, i ploughed her a trotsome!"

Guy 1
"Hey Terry, go in the toilet and check out that trotsbutt of a shit i just layed!"

As Erica awoke the next morning she noticed a pain in the back of her head. She wondered what had occured the previous night, but was oblivious. After going to college she noticed her friends laughing at her. She was curious as to what had happened. As the day dragged on, she asked her clostest friend Gloria what all the hype was about. To her horror, Erica found that she had been donkey punched a trotsome the night before by Duane... What a slut!

Donkey Crossface

Much like the concept of the common donkey punch. When performing anal sex with your spouse, upon ejaculation, one must roll the spouse onto her front and engage in a crossface. This must be timed to perfection, so that when ejaculation occurs, your spouse shrieks in pain and taps out. When performed right, unmatched pleasure will occur. This is best not to be practiced during a threesome, as during the crossface struggle, your spouse may tag in the third member of the party, who will unleash havoc on you. This must only be applied on a real woman, as this procedure is not for the feint of hearted.

Hey Jason, Cassandra told me she has a stiff neck! what happened last night?

Man she was being lazy, so i gave her the donkey crossface! Bitchin'