Covid-bitch

The person you hang out with frequently during the pandemic. If either one of you gets covid, the other one will definitely get it as well.

Person 1: 'Wanna share a cigarette?'
Person 2: 'No way man, that's not Corona-proof at all!'
Person 1: 'Whatever, you're my covid-bitch anyway.'
Person 2: 'And you're mine.'

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