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The sheer & unbridled audacity of a White person or any non-melanated person, when they are clearly in the wrong.
TW: She got a lot of fucking nerve.
PC: I donât know where she found the caucacity, but she needs to put it the fuck back, before she gets her ass beat.
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When you punch a muhfucka in the mouth so hard, you knock teeth out, they swallow their teeth & get sick.
If homeboy donât stop popping fly at the lip, he gonna get a real bad case of ivory poisoning.
FAKT is a acronym for âFuck the Army & Kill Timeâ. Used by numerous of creative & witty Drill Sergeants across the Army.
DS: RIGHT..FACE!!!!!
Plt: (executes right face but one soldier fucks up)
DS: Gotdamnit Private Dumbass, you canât march, shoot or run!!!
PVT: SORRY, DRILL SERGEANT!
DS: you know what you oughta go to jail for rape & murder....thatâs a FAKT, because all you do is FUCK THE ARMY & KILL TIME!!
When your spouse is normally a well spoken person, but says some astronomically dumb shit AND tries to argue their point when you clearly have all the information.
Wife: so Hawaii is where WW2 starts?
Me: yeah.
Wife: ok. After that was the Korean War then Vietnam?
Me: yep.
Wife: the Vietnam war was in China?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in Japan?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in....
Me: uh-uhh.....take your time.
Wife: Vietnam.
Me: there it is, by beautiful idiot.
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When you are completely exposed either literally or to laughter, jokes and ridicule from friends and enemies alike in a comical fashion.
Me: Ayo, you seen what happened to Jackson?
Them: yup. His girl was letting the clip go about his stroke game.
Me: damn, had that man out here cheeks to the wind.
Them: she was wylin for that.
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