Pigeontry

Pigeontry is the act of strutting around thinking you’re the shit, when you’re actually making a huge mess. When someone confidently struts around a meeting pissing everyone off and blindly destroying progress, kinda like a pigeon playing on a chess board, strutting around knocking chess pieces and shitting on the board.

Well, there’s another potentially successful meeting destroyed by his pigeontry.

Diamond poisoning

The immediate affect that slipping a diamond ring on a womans finger has on her sex drive.

“So the day after I slipped the ring on her finger, she got diamond poisoning, and we haven’t got busy since!”