Diamond poisoning

The immediate affect that slipping a diamond ring on a womans finger has on her sex drive.

“So the day after I slipped the ring on her finger, she got diamond poisoning, and we haven’t got busy since!”

Pigeontry

Pigeontry is the act of strutting around thinking you’re the shit, when you’re actually making a huge mess. When someone confidently struts around a meeting pissing everyone off and blindly destroying progress, kinda like a pigeon playing on a chess board, strutting around knocking chess pieces and shitting on the board.

Well, there’s another potentially successful meeting destroyed by his pigeontry.