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When your girl wears a furry butt plug during sex and screams "Eevee!!"
Me and my girl we're eeveeing all night
A number of straight guys get together and watch gay porn. The first person to get a boner is gay
Hey bro, wanna play the gay porn game?
when a dildo is slathered in used motor oil and bacon grease
My girl did the train conductors handbreak last night,
When you shove an umbrella up a prisoners butthole and expand it until they find sexual pleasure.
They sentaced him to Ye Ol' Punisher