chinese takeout

The act of taking off a used condom, tying it up, and placing it into your chick's purse so she'll find it the next morning.

"i give my girl chinese takeouts..it's my little way of saying thanks."

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winterlude

1. a relationship that only lasts through the winter months
2. the opposite of a summer fling.

"Is Trisha still with Andy?"
"no that was just a winterlude."

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broomin' porcupines

arousing the area above the genitals during the awkward phase between the 'sand paper' stage and the 'forest' stage.

My girlfriend usually has a full Brazilian but last night I was broomin' porcupines.

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brown derby

The incessant and immediate need to race to the toilet after downing a cup of coffee. The race is between you and your bowels. Hopefully you win!

Jay walking home from Sunday morning brunch with friends and all of a sudden starts sprinting towards his apartment

Mikal: Hey Jay where are you going?!?
Jay: I had too much coffee! I got a turtle pushing cloth!
Mikal: BROWN DERBY!

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London Fog

After fellatio, when the receiver shoots their load into their
partner's eyes so that they can't see.

This one time I really didn't want to return the favor to this girl,
so I gave her the London Fog and busted out of there.

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Wing bait

A female companion, typically attractive, used to lure in other females for her guy friend. Must be sure to flirt with other men, to assure other females that their relationship is strictly platonic.

Pauline was the best wing bait. Whenever Jaque brought her with him to the bar, he scored at least three numbers.

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lion

(verb) Running your fingers through your partner's hair durning vigorous making out causing a drastic increase in hair volume; thus causing the hair to take on the appearance of a lion's mane.

{Brian and Michele intensly making out on a futon}

Michele: BRIAN! I told you not to lion me! We are going to visit my parents later!

Brian: It's better than leaving a chinese takeout in your purse.

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